IzzyTheKiwi

Hey, wassup? If you're a bored 12-20 year old, who's supposed to be studying or doing homework, this is a perfect place to procrastinate!

Izzy's list of reasons why you should love dogs

• They actually do something. Most cats just roll around on the sofa; they're pretty much as useful as a LOG.
• They can play. Whether it's running after a ball or playing tug of war, they, once again DO SOMETHING.
• They can sense your emotions. When you're sad, they'll comfort you, when you're happy, they're overjoyed.
• They're an amazing addition to any family. Unless, of couse, you're a family of serial killers. Then, please don't kill the dog.


See? Doge doesn't want you to. So, don't kill your dog. Or he and I will hunt you down! Lovely, I know.

Anyway, I'm bored with the dog stuff. So tell me more about yourself (yes, I know you can't reply, I'm using my imagination, gosh. I'm trying to keep myself busy.) Personally, my big dream is to become an author. Yeah, I know. Little bit weird, but that's my middle name! Izzy Weird Kiwi. Yup, definetely my name... But, no kidding, I want to be as big as J.K Rowling, or Rick Riordan or something like that. But it's really hard to get inspiration. Like, I've got tons of ideas, but they're all too similar to other books, and if i wrote them, I'd probably get sued, and I don't want that; I can't afford it. Oh, computing class is done, gtg. I'll update soon, not like anyone cares. *sigh*. Oh well. ttfn.

30th OF JULY!

Oh, hi there! I'm back on the 30th of July! Yay! One day till June! Woohoo! Yah, I don't actually care. Ok, so today my topic to talk about is school. So, school. What is it? A school is an institution where instruction is given, especially for people under college age. Translation: a place where education is forced upon innocent young lives, a place where children from age 11+ have to go through hellish exams and tests all so that we can be judged on how many facts we know that we will never ever use again in our entire lives. I mean, when are we EVER supposed to use algebra!? Multiplying, sure but algebra? ALGEBRA!?! Give me one example irl that we would ever use that 'neccessary set of skill in mathematics', as my Maths teacher called it. Seriously. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Well, bye i guess. Remember to follow. Oh god, I'm such a loser. OKEEEEEEEEEEEE BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE